owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

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matthewgraygublet:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

That was probably Steven Colbert

matthewgraygublet:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

That was probably Steven Colbert

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atlinmerrick:

crazycatt71:

sherlockyoulittlefuckwit:

smaugs-sexy-and-he-knows-it:

legendofsherlock:

benedictcumbertouch:

uhuhanniebananie:

cumbermums:

its-the-fangirl:

Dorkbatch

I’m not even going to ask…

omg ministry of silly walks + cumberbatch = golden

stOP YOU’RE 37 YEARS OLD

DON’T STOP NEVER STOP

Nice walking style :-P

THE 3 IN 37 IS SILENT

ladies & gents I give you Sir Adorkable himself

The comments to this are as good as this.

atlinmerrick:

crazycatt71:

sherlockyoulittlefuckwit:

smaugs-sexy-and-he-knows-it:

legendofsherlock:

benedictcumbertouch:

uhuhanniebananie:

cumbermums:

its-the-fangirl:

Dorkbatch

I’m not even going to ask…

omg ministry of silly walks + cumberbatch = golden

stOP YOU’RE 37 YEARS OLD

DON’T STOP NEVER STOP

Nice walking style :-P

THE 3 IN 37 IS SILENT

ladies & gents I give you Sir Adorkable himself

The comments to this are as good as this.

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REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT

wish-upon-this:

sara484549:

auto-alchemechanicist:

meys:

Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?

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fuck no

I’m a dude…

I’m a lesbian…

I’m ugly…

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^^^^THIS.

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spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

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rnachofries:

awesomephilia:

yiffyprince:

theheartmaid:

homeworkmyass:

u kno he dead

he didnt even cut her hair

That’s the point




an epic trilogy

rnachofries:

awesomephilia:

yiffyprince:

theheartmaid:

homeworkmyass:

u kno he dead

he didnt even cut her hair

That’s the point

an epic trilogy

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thiscouldbeashipwreck:

After River opened the doors - to the amazement of the Doctor - she commented to him, “Now pull yourself together - you’re embarrassing me.”
River then slapped the Doctor across the face, but her hand just passed through him, and she was left ruminating, “Well that’s not as much fun as it used to be.”
As she strode off, the Doctor put his hand to his cheek.
- Edited scene from The Name of the Doctor, DWM guide to the 2013 series

thiscouldbeashipwreck:

After River opened the doors - to the amazement of the Doctor - she commented to him, “Now pull yourself together - you’re embarrassing me.”

River then slapped the Doctor across the face, but her hand just passed through him, and she was left ruminating, “Well that’s not as much fun as it used to be.”

As she strode off, the Doctor put his hand to his cheek.

- Edited scene from The Name of the Doctor, DWM guide to the 2013 series

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agelessdaughter:

When the Doctor appeared to see River by speaking her name, River said, “And here he is, my dashing boy. I do like the new coat.”

"That’s not possible," said the Doctor.

Oh, and there’s gray hair number eight - is it wrong if I do a little dance?” continued River as the Doctor walked right through her hologram-like form to the gravestone.

Shivering, she added, “Ooh! He’s still got it though.”

- fr. “The Name of the Doctor” draft script , DWM guide to the 2013 series

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twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

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